1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?
Ryuukin: The name is Ryuukin, King Demon of Shadows, and I would prefer a malt if you have one
Thor: Sup babe? The name's Thor, and I'll have whatever you're havin
Jimmy: -stares and telepathically manages to mention his name-
Aranel: Hmmm I'm not sure why I'd trust you, but the name is Aranel, for all you know, and I'd rather not trust your food.
Bac'tannasg: I am Bac'tannasg, or hollow spirit in English. Also known as "The Trickster Imp". And I cannot eat, why would you offer me food?
Dominique: The full name is Dominique Adrien Dubois, incredibly French I know. And I would like to try one of these donuts you are offering, I've never yet had such a pastry.
Daramat: Foul mouthed creature, you do not deserve to hear my name, for with my name comes my power, and you may try to strip it away with your magical... do... nuts... Is that how you pronounce it?
2.  and  decide to bungee jump, but 's cord snaps. What does  do?
Jimmy: -hisses and claws frantically at the air whilst falling-
Daramat: -watches silently, ready to revive his corpse-
3.  decides to cook dinner. What do they make?
Aranel: Whatever we have in the apartment that the other three idiots didn't screw up. One of them is nearly entirely artificial! I can't believe it!
4.  and  are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?
Thor: Awwww fuck yes, finally time to show off some of my unseen talents!
Dominique: This is a strange device... have I really been shelled up in my house for so long...?
Thor: Better shut up and start dancin bro~! I've already beat you once!
Dominique: -struggles to keep up, but inevitably loses-
5.  feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?
Ryuukin: (Would probably just drink anyway, not just out of boredom) -transforms into an even bigger, shadowy version of the liopleurodon in a drunk attempt to scare it off-
6.  decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?
Bac'tannasg: -that wouldn't even work, he's a spirit-
7.  does make-up on  while they sleep. 's reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:
Ryuukin: I doubt I would succumb to such a trivia- well... it would be fun...
Daramat the next morning: WHO WISHES TO RETURN TO THE NINE HELLS WITH ME AND FEEL MY WRATH AT ITS FULL POWER -continues ranting-
8.  is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for . What happens?
(Lol they're not even kinda in the same universe)
Aranel: What is this... beautiful... creature?
Jimmy: -hisses and arches his back-
9.  and  are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...
Thor: Yeah! Check it out! Fuckin' spirit things! You think my axe'll kill em?
Dominique: I'm afraid I doubt your ability to decapitate a ghost, perhaps I should enslave them, I wonder if all those books I read on necromancy lead up to this moment...
10.  is a victim of a crime, and the accused is . What is the crime and what is the verdict?
Daramat: Hehehehehehehehe Yes your honor, this woman seduced me, may she be put in jail for as long as she lives unless she confesses and desires to rule the world with me!
Aranel: How in the hell... Who the hell are you! Where are we! I did nothing of the sort you creepy sack of shit!
Needless to say she's not convicted of anything, its not even a courtroom, its just black magic
11.  and  enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?
Bac'tannasg: Turning invisible and doing "magic" tricks
Ryuukin: Nethermancy and shapeshifting should work as talents right...?
12. 's favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?
Thor: Nothin quite like For Whom The Bell Tolls by Metallica, though I'm into this new Animals song by Martin Garrix too... And bitch I listen to metal... usually... ((and he was originally drawn to Almost Over by Limp Bizkit))
13.  and  fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
Dominique: Hello fellow humanoid, do not be frightened, I can subdue this threat
Jimmy: -blood thirst becomes strong, and devours all the zombies before Dominique has a chance-
Will Smith: What the fuck just happened?
14.  and  go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?
Daramat: HAHAHAHA THE RICHES ARE ALL MINE! AS IT SHOULD BE! I AM THE DESTINED RULER OF THE WORLDS!
Bac'tannasg: Yeah, I have no need for it... so...
15.  grows to the size of a skyscraper.  shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?
Ryuukin: Hmmm... not uncommon for me....
Aranel: I wonder if this would help me do more wetworking.... hmmm....
16.  now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?
Thor: Fuckin' hell yeah bitches~! Bow to your new motherfuckin' master!
17. , , and  catch  running around naked in the rain. Reactions?
Jimmy: -sniffs curiously-
Aranel: Oh for fucks sake...
Daramat: Puny bat creature! You are only more vulnerable in this form!
Dominique: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLOTHES D:
18. , , and  face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?
Thor would manage to get all the way there by chopping zombie heads with his mighty axe!
Ryuukin would easily get there as well, he can fly, shapeshift, and is mostly immune to necrotic things
Bac'tannasg wouldn't even need to get there, he's a freakin spirit
19.  and  are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.
Dominique: Hmmm, this is a lot more flattering... I like it~!
Ryuukin: -sighs- Again!?
20. TAG PEOPLE.